INVESTMENT

Don’t Ever Buy on Uniswap With Less Than $1000

Ethereum gas fees will chew up your purchase

Jesse J Rogers
5 min readMay 7, 2021

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Meme by Disrupt Reality

By Hogefather, aka Jesse J Rogers

5/13/2021 Edit: I’ve changed the title to $1000 up from $250 because gas fees have soared so much. There is a way to do this more cheaply now for small amounts. I’ve written about it here. You still have to use Uniswap for large amounts.

As much as I love the HOGE token and the Hoge Finance community, and as much as I want as many people as possible to join the movement, I want it to happen the right way. That’s not necessarily the fastest way. As a crypto daywalker that tutors math in the “real” world, I am deeply pained by some of the decisions my new Hoger family members are making.

I know a lot of people hate math. I get it. But please, please pay attention to what I’m trying to tell you. This matters.

I’ve frequently paid $80 or more on a transaction for HOGE. I tested it once with $200, as discussed in my original article. But when I transact now…

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